How to play Bullshit Bingo against Scientologists

Protesting against Scientologists can be quite exhausting. You could talk to a vacuum cleaner and achieve better results. Don’t even try using any logic. Scientologists are programmed to ignore anything negative. Their ability to listen was lost during expensive courses and counseling.

I have something much better for you. Make your protests exiting with a few printouts. This is going to cause hilarious fun on both sides.

The game is called Bullshit Bingo.
There are two grids. One is for the cultist, one is for you. Please print out both. It is no secret that cultists won’t bring their own grids. You will also need at least two pens.

You may now start a discussion. Each time the person on the other side mentions a word from your list, you can it cross out.

Once you have 5 items in a row, column or diagonal, you must look at the face of the other person, step much closer and yell as loud as you can:


The maximum allowable distance is 10 inch. If you fail doing so within a few seconds, the other person wins.
You may watch the famous Scientology documentary before you leave your home, where John Sweeney demonstrated how proper yelling is done.

Play as long as it takes to get 5 valid items. Sometimes it takes hours, sometimes merely a few minutes.

Wins from playing Bullshit Bingo:

“I could hardly believe how much fun you can have with such an easy setup. It took us about 10 ten minutes; I finally won. This were the most exiting minutes of my life!”
C.N., New York

“If I had known the game before, I would have been about 10x more often on the streets.”
B.S., London

“Wow, wow, wow. I love you. Thank you very much for the unbelievable cool game. What a pleasure!”
M.R., Tampa

“Where can I find more words for new grids? I’d love to play this game on a daily basis now!”
T.J., New Delhi

“The Scientologist got really upset after she had inevitably lost the game. She argued I had not given her any time to drill the game. Her course supervisor coincidently saw us and immediately issued a pink sheet to train more bullbaiting. “Your f#*$&!g TRs are unacceptable”, he said. Within minutes the course supervisor called the registrar and made an appointment while we continued playing the game.
The lady Scientologist said she wanted to play again and we agreed to meet in two weeks at the same location. The course supervisor also wants to come. He will bring someone from OSA as well, he said. This will be the greatest game ever. 4 players in total. AWESOME!”
G.G., East Grinstead

Grid for the Scientologist (to be used against the Protester):


Grid for the Protester (to be used against the Scientologist):



Scientology Leader’s 8+2 dynamics … survive !



Ok, this is not a spider web even though it would be a good metaphor. What you see are David Miscavige’s 10 dynamics. I originally planned the picture as a planetary system where everything revolves around our dear leader.

Whatever approach would have been the best, all have one point in common. In the centre of the universe we have DM himself. His life consist of 8+2 dynamics.


First dynamic

This can only be the sun, nothing else would fulfill our expectations of greatness. And no, this is not DM’s halo. There is no halo that could shine bright enough.


Second dynamic

His family? No way! They have all abandoned DM. The only 2D cool aid drinker, in case she is not in “the hole” yet, is DM’s Communicator Laurisse Henley-Smith (formerly Stuckenbrock). She is his second dynamic, replacing Shelly, who somehow locked herself up very well.

This is not a sex dynamic. It is creativity to get along with life, which is surrounded by SPs.

Come on, from what I know about DM, I guess he is impotent. Even according to Hubbard’s standards he must be impotent. Sex is disgusting. And I tell you what: IT IS GOOD AS IT IS. Imagine there would be a kind of second Mini-Me following his footsteps. We have seen really bad constellations in North Korea. Thank God!


Third dynamic

This should be the entirety of Scientologists, which is not the case. DM’s third dynamic is a kind of cash dynamic. The IAS cannot be very far.

Oh, and we can also find the Sea Org Members here. The penguins are very crowded. There is plenty of space in each Ideal Org. Nevertheless, they have to share beds. Food is also an issue. Sea Org members are cheaper than slaves. They work harder than slaves. They are the most frugal slaves of the entire universe. This ‘unprecedented’ value makes them perfect beings. Did you know the IAS slogan: “We are the IAS”

Someone has to be it. According to LRH, the word “we” is suppressive anyway. It is a terrible generalisation, because the truth is that “we” only stands for one person and that is David Miscavige.


Fourth dynamic

Mankind, although there is nothing “kind” here. These are all important people on earth that are not aberrated (=insane) and have good statistics. They are the homo novis. A world without insanity actually means to be like Scientology’s celebrities. Someone, who can lie like Kirstie Alley or jump like Tom Cruise.

Imagine, we would all be like these celebrities. I am wondering, who would produce telephones, cars, software, newspapers, trains and all the other things in this perfect world? If we were all actors or musicians then there wouldn’t even be a camera man.


Fifth dynamic

This is the animal dynamic. We find some really dedicated sheeple here. How many? Dunno, not many are left. They were cuddled too much and died during the harsh winters, because they had no fur.

These sheeple are very special. They are not only providing exceptionally amounts of wool, they also provide milk, and some of them can be used as ‘raw meat’.

Btw. The sheep on the left is PTS.

Did you spot the whale? I had to add at least one. You would expect that they occupy 3 or 4 dynamics simultaneously. Their value is much higher as the value of classical members with their miraculously depleted bank accounts. Abilities and achievements are all measured in money units. In an event you are only allowed to sit in the front after donating more than any other person. It does not matter if you have audited for 10,000 hours, sold 5,000 books or disseminated to 500 new sheeple, who did actually show up.

However, when the time has come, even big whales are kicked out overnight (disposed quietly without sorrow) no matter how much they have contributed.

What would DM do without the whales? Maybe some less ebony in his designer loo?

Staff are quite stressing for David Miscavige. They are more likely to be exposed to entheta. Therefore their value is way lower than the one of Sea Org members. You need 10 people on staff for one Sea Org member, who hardly sleep and don’t ask so many question.
Try to spot some employees on my picture. It is the absence that counts. You could argue that they are represented by the black sheep on the left, which is PTS.


Sixth dynamic

MEST – these are basically buildings. They are like mushrooms popping out of the soil. Most of them are imaginary, because reopening a building isn’t really the same as opening a building. But for DM this is justifiable. These are monuments of his power. They prove the growth and mighty OT abilities that are inherent in his holy beingness. He doesn’t even need auditing or sec-checks.

And now find Mother Earth. She is freaking big, isn’t she? Somewhere in the corner of this picture to properly express her importance. Her shape is a little bit eggy. This is how DM perceives the planet he is standing on. As the pope of the fastest growing religion worldwide he is the only one to understand the symbiosis between Mother Earth and Scientology. There is this one important reason why we have to save our world – we must save his buildings. Who cares about mankind and thetans? Buildings are the highest imaginable urge towards survival.


Seventh dynamic

OT IX and OT X. Well, Miscavige knows that they do not exist. This is more or less a mandatory dynamic. Without seeking for survival on this dynamic his sheeple would run away. Therefore, even though this dynamic does not exist, its illusion must exist. Understood?
The seventh dynamic is the survival as a spiritual being. And what could be better than placing OT IX and OT X here?

There are two ghosts on the picture. Each one represents a non-existing OT level. Guess what! The cat will never be let out of the bag.


Eighth dynamic

The God dynamic. This one has only been defined rudimentary by the founder. So there is no issue with slowly undefining it. LRH’s words become less and less important. DM knows how to alter everything and everyone … especially everyone. You will never be the same again! The missing LRH astral body on the picture has been edited audited away.


Ninth dynamic

Aesthetics!!! This is the exclamation mark dynamic! Every Scientologist uses it frequently and without any discipline!!!!!!!


Tenth dynamic

Ethics? This is a pure LOL dynamic for Miscavige. There is no such as Ethics in the life of a lunatic. What did you think? LOL stands for the highest urge towards survival of pleasure.

The right question?


Picture: Lisa McPherson, before and after her disaster at the cult of Scientology


I was wondering if there is any precise series of questions to make a Ronbot (=Scientologist/robot) think. In a previous post “The right question. My ex and I.” I mentioned some thoughts about the DOs and DON’Ts when talking to Scientologists.

Last week I met a Scientologist in London. It was really easy to recognise him. His words were not from this world – just the typical Scientology mumbo-jumbo. He surely is one of the really deep brainwashed ones. Who else would talk to wogs (=non Scientologists) in a language that they cannot understand?

I coincidentally came up with an idea when I answered the question: “Where are you from?”
“I am from the Netherlands – the land of drug abuse.”

We discussed some drugs and I asked if he was against psychiatric abuse. I guess I don’t need to tell his answer. A bit Q&A here and there, then I humorously followed-up if he was also against child abuse in the Netherlands. It was more of a rhetorical question. “Not just in the Netherlands” he replied with confidence.

So, I summarised that abuse must be generally bad then. I said: “Hypothetically, if I had a real abuse situation at work, would you support me and help fighting against it?”
“Sure, if I could” he mumbled. He must have had an uneasy sense by then.

I explained that this was actually happening. Someone at work was harassed by the Church of Scientology. Consequently his family was falling apart. He urgently needed help.
Haha, you should have seen his sudden comm-lags (=slowing down, pausing, hesitation).
I quickly invented a full-blown story, similar to ones from the internet. He listened and did not run away.

Poor guy, I am pretty certain that he was three feet behind his head at that time.

Ok, ok. This never happened … I made the entire story up. Today’s post is not real. But it could have happened – you see? It is up to you to check this strategy out. I will also use my next opportunity to see if it works. I am pretty sure that it will. There are many ways to properly talk to Scientologists. You don’t have to harass them. Use the right words and make them think. They have not done this for quite a while, so be patient.

Wake them up!

The steps could be:
a) Are you against psychiatric abuse?
b) Are you against child abuse?
c) Obviously we all are against abuse in general.
d) Would you help me if I was abused?
e) Not me, but I know someone ……
f) Scientology abusing people. What? You did not know this? How come? Stories are all over the internet.

In a nutshell: Use the Kool-Aid drinker buttons.

Scientology has hilarious problems at work – Jeez!


Are you having problems at work but try to sell a book called “The Problems of work”?
Are you the only one having the correct technology?
Damn it! What if it does not work?

You just closed the door on any possibility of incorrect technology!

The following emails were found on a web page by Wilfried Handl. I did my best to translate it.

Wilfried is well-known in the German-speaking area. He is actively fighting against Scientology and has taken part in some TV documentations. His best friend is Jürg Stettler (OSA) … not really, just joking. The two are like day and night. In Scientologese Wilfried is one of the “small band of unemployed fanatics who live on the fringe of the Internet”.

Scientology Österreich – Mailverkehr mit Detektiv


KSW 1 (Keep Scientology working)

One: Having the correct technology.
Two: Knowing the technology.
Three: Knowing it is correct.
Four: Teaching correctly the correct technology.
Five: Applying the technology.
Six: Seeing that the technology is correctly applied.
Seven: Hammering out of existence incorrect technology.
Eight: Knocking out incorrect applications.
Nine: Closing the door on any possibility of incorrect technology.
Ten: Closing the door on incorrect application.

Get ready for some LULZ !


ssss Scientology cult staff member name
dddd detective name


Wednesday, 17. September 2008 10:42
From dddd
To ssss
Subject Re: Invoice?

Dear Mrs. ssss [Scientology Staff]

Years ago I forgot an invoice.This time I prefer not to. Addressee?

Thank you for the information!




Wednesday, 17. September 2008 11:50
From ssss
To dddd
Subject Re: Invoice?


No problem, I will get the address for you.

Kind regards ssss


Monday, 12. January 2009 18:58
From dddd
To ssss
Subject Re: Invoice?

….. I am trying to not be a pain in the neck, but may I still hope for an answer?



Tuesday, 13. January 2009 13:20
From ssss
To dddd
Subject Re: Invoice?

Sorry Mr. dddd!

First of all I wish you all the best for 2009!

Once again I will remind someone and find out where to send your invoice to.

What is the exact gross amount?

Kind regards ssss


Thursday, 15. January 2009 06:23
From dddd
To ssss
Subject Re: Invoice?

Good morning, the gross amount is 720.



Thursday, 15. January 2009 17:42
From ssss
To dddd
Subject Re: Invoice?

Ok, thanks, I let you know as soon as I have the answer from above.

Kind regards ssss


Thursday, 26. February 2009 12:09
From dddd
To ssss
Subject Re: Invoice?

Dear Mrs. ssss

….please, I am running out of money. We finished our work on time and I was keeping to my side of the bargain.

I really hope you don’t have the order to play for time. Thank you for your efforts in advance.

With kind regards


Thursday, 26. February 2009 12:25
From ssss
To dddd
Subject Re: Invoice?

Hello Mr dddd!

I am really sorry!! The lady in charge was abroad. When I asked her the money was approved. She was only trying to find out who to invoice, so that both the cash flow and the administration are correct. It is not our style to play for time!!

You have done a good job and I respect you. I want to keep on working with you.

Once again, sorry for the delay – I will follow-up and let you know right away!

Kind regards ssss


Friday, 24. April 2009 18:31
From ssss
To dddd
Subject Re: Invoice?

Hello Mr. dddd!

I wanted to let you know that we getting closer to a solution…and that I can tell you soon, where to send your invoice to, respectively that the money is available.

Once again sorry for the long period!!

Kind regards ssss


Monday, 10. January 2011 07:27
From dddd
To ssss
Subject Re: Invoice?

Good morning!


With kind regards


Monday, 10. January 2011 23:23
From ssss
To dddd
Subject Re: Invoice?

Holy Moses!;) [Holy cow!]

Sorry!!!!!!-that is still unsolved!!!

Thank you for your reminder. Question, back then did I get an invoice or total amount from you?

Nevertheless all the best for year [sic!] 2001 ;))) – and we solve the issue now!

Kind regards ssss


Monday, 10. January 2011 07:27
From dddd
To ssss

Wonderful good morning!

Until now there has been no invoice, because I had no addressee and you wanted to forward me the missing information.

The invoice amounts to a total net of 600, we worked for you years ago, I think it was 2008.

Kind regards dddd

75 million years ago – mean aliens were blowing us up … according to SciFi Hubbard


This map was taken from

[[follow the link if you don’t know much about Scientology: version with less technical terms]]
In the “OT III” (1967) materials Lafayette Ronald Hubbard claimed:

The head of the Galactic Federation (76 planets around larger stars visible from here) (founded 95,000,000 years ago, very space opera) solved overpopulation (250 billion or so per planet, 178 billion on average) by mass implanting. He caused people to be brought to Teegeeack (Earth) and put an H-Bomb on the principal volcanos (Incident II) and then the Pacific area ones were taken in boxes to Hawaii and the Atlantic area ones to Las Palmas and there “packaged”.

In December 1967 I knew someone had to take the plunge. I did and emerged very knocked out, but alive. Probably the only one ever to do so in 75,000,000 years. I have all the data now, but only that given here is needful.

Body Thetans are just Thetans. When you get rid of one he goes off and possibly squares around, picks up a body or admires daisies. He is in fact a sort of cleared Being. He cannot fail to eventually, if not at once, regain many abilities. Many have been asleep for the last 75,000,000 years. A Body Thetan responds to any process any Thetan responds to.

INCIDENT 2: Dates approx. 75 million years ago, earth years, location, Earth, named TEEGEEACK at that time (meaning planet of sorrow), involved 33 planets of this sector, each with populations of 80 – 200 BILLION PER PLANET. XENU, the ruler, and ‘Renegades’ decided to solve overpopulation as follows, but was halted and XENU placed in a mountain trap after over 5 years of war.

Volcano List

HAWAII Pacific Ocean
MT HOOD Pacific NW
MT RAINIER Washington
MT ETNA Mediterranean
MT ST. HELENS Washington
MT EREBUS Antarctica
MT EVEREST Himalayas – Nepal & Tibet
MT KILIMANJARO Northeastern Africa
LAS PALMAS Canary Islands off NE
Africa MT SHASTA California
MT PELEE Martinique
Volcanoes existed New Zealand
at these locations Philippines
then, but no Mexico
longer South America
North Dakota

The geology of OT III obviously is pure nonsense. Almost all of the volcanoes listed by Hubbard and both Hawaii and Los Palmas came into being far more recently than 75 million years ago. On a simple point of logic, it seems strange that none of these volcanoes was damaged by the explosion of the hydrogen bombs.
You audit time and location. But how can anyone determine the correct location?

I could discuss it all over again, but I just wanted to highlight the nonsense for newcomers.
Simply follow the links for good explanations.
The materials

What can you do with a DC-8?


DC-8s were built from 1958 to 1972 and had roughly 130 seats.

Let’s clear the DC-8 MU (misunderstanding).

Hubbard taught the OT III Xenu story in 1968:

“Ah, they were imported. They were actually — the trick was to shoot somebody, disable somebody very often a needle into a lung and at the same time to hit him with frozen alcohol and glycol which preparation is guaranteed to pick up a Thetan. All they had to do was pick him up and put him in a refrigerator and they had him, boy. If he tried to exteriorize from the body, there he was, frozen. And they threw them into collection points, boxed them up in boxes, threw them into space planes which are the exact copy — DC-8s, the DC-8 airplane is the exact copy of the space plane of that day. And, no difference, except the DC-8 had fans, propellers on it and the space plane didn’t. And they threw them into refrigerated units and so on. And in view of the fact that Einstein was absolutely right, [that] no man can’t go faster than the speed of sound — speed of light, which is a bunch of balderdash. The length of time from the planet Coltus to the planet Teegeeack, which is the name of this planet, was nine weeks. And you’ll see that its many light years. Coltus is one of the planets, and is to this day, one of the planets of the North Star, Polaris.”

I do not know how many ice cubes would fit into a DC-8. But let’s think in people:

The head of the Galactic Confederation (76 planets around larger stars visible from here) (founded 95,000,000 yrs ago, very space opera) solved overpopulation (250 billion or so per planet — 178 billion on average) by mass implanting. He caused people to be brought to Teegeeack (Earth) and put an H Bomb on the principal volcanoes (Incident 2)
and then the Pacific area ones were taken in boxes to Hawaii and the Atlantic Area ones to Las Palmas and there “packaged.” His name was Xenu. He used renegades.

Let’s say a DC-8 space ship can carry 1 million people. How many space ships do we need per planet? The guy would still have to fly maybe 250,000 times. Wow, this project had the best logistics ever. Imagine 500 planes flying across the universe above the speed of light. It would maybe look like this:


It somehow reminds me of this:


Each of the space ships would still have to fly 500 times across the universe. Man, they must have had a lot of time. You could argue that not all were brought to Teegeeack. But even if you only take 10% of the overpopulation of 76 planets … this is still a huge number and a lot of needles to produce (for your alcohol and glycol guns). But would a decimation (10%) be enough to reduce overpopulation? And where did all these Thetans come from before the overpopulation?