How to play Bullshit Bingo against Scientologists

Protesting against Scientologists can be quite exhausting. You could talk to a vacuum cleaner and achieve better results. Don’t even try using any logic. Scientologists are programmed to ignore anything negative. Their ability to listen was lost during expensive courses and counseling.

I have something much better for you. Make your protests exiting with a few printouts. This is going to cause hilarious fun on both sides.

The game is called Bullshit Bingo.
There are two grids. One is for the cultist, one is for you. Please print out both. It is no secret that cultists won’t bring their own grids. You will also need at least two pens.

You may now start a discussion. Each time the person on the other side mentions a word from your list, you can it cross out.

Once you have 5 items in a row, column or diagonal, you must look at the face of the other person, step much closer and yell as loud as you can:


The maximum allowable distance is 10 inch. If you fail doing so within a few seconds, the other person wins.
You may watch the famous Scientology documentary before you leave your home, where John Sweeney demonstrated how proper yelling is done.

Play as long as it takes to get 5 valid items. Sometimes it takes hours, sometimes merely a few minutes.

Wins from playing Bullshit Bingo:

“I could hardly believe how much fun you can have with such an easy setup. It took us about 10 ten minutes; I finally won. This were the most exiting minutes of my life!”
C.N., New York

“If I had known the game before, I would have been about 10x more often on the streets.”
B.S., London

“Wow, wow, wow. I love you. Thank you very much for the unbelievable cool game. What a pleasure!”
M.R., Tampa

“Where can I find more words for new grids? I’d love to play this game on a daily basis now!”
T.J., New Delhi

“The Scientologist got really upset after she had inevitably lost the game. She argued I had not given her any time to drill the game. Her course supervisor coincidently saw us and immediately issued a pink sheet to train more bullbaiting. “Your f#*$&!g TRs are unacceptable”, he said. Within minutes the course supervisor called the registrar and made an appointment while we continued playing the game.
The lady Scientologist said she wanted to play again and we agreed to meet in two weeks at the same location. The course supervisor also wants to come. He will bring someone from OSA as well, he said. This will be the greatest game ever. 4 players in total. AWESOME!”
G.G., East Grinstead

Grid for the Scientologist (to be used against the Protester):


Grid for the Protester (to be used against the Scientologist):



Quote of the week

L. Ron Hubbard on Tape
31 DECEMBER 1960
The Genus of Scientology

We own a tremendous amount of property. We own a tremendous amount of material, and so forth. And it keeps growing. But that’s not important.

When buildings get important to us, for God’s sake, some of you born revolutionists, will you please blow up central headquarters. If someone had put some H.E. [high explosives] under the Vatican long ago, Catholicism might still be going.

Don’t get interested in real estate. Don’t get interested in the masses of buildings, because that’s not important.


Scientology: November 2013, AOSH “The Auditor” issue No. 383


LibraryPrices CoursePrices

It is November 2013! The Golden Age of Tech II and Superpower were released last weekend. The release included a new E-Meter.
Let’s have a look at the price list! They were still trying to sell the old E-Meter (Mark Super VII Quantum) until the very last day.

This reminds me of a sad story, where two staff had left the cult. They were protesting against being misled. Compassionately they were told to sell old books a few days before new ones came out. As you know, Scientologists push very hard when they want to achieve something. They got the books sold – the whole inventory.  But a few days later the two attended the “Basics” event. They felt so bad about having sold the old books, there was nothing to stop them from leaving immediately and for good. What was the benefit for the local Org? They probably made five thousand bugs, but lost two staff members. What an insane calculation!

The Org could have replaced the old books with the new ones easily. But guess what! It did not happen. Poor guys, who bought them. Poor guys, who sold them. Isn’t it remarkable how short-sighted the Executive Director of the Org was? He/she (person known, but I want to stay incognito) knew about the new books. Therefore the old books had to be sold quickly. And rather than admitting a wrong action the Org prefered to give up some members.
Can you see the “Clearsound Listening System” on the price list? Just because Ron thought he had an advanced technology in 1980, the members still have to use it in 2013. Same with the Mimeograph. Sometimes people just don’t think. It is not much different from not eating pork or not allowing blood transfusions. Times are changing, some people don’t get it.

Regarding the Technical Volumes I am not sure if they need to be reprinted. Some BTBs might be missing.

1 GBP = 1.19 EUR
1 GBP = 1.61 USD
1 GBP = 161.35 JPY

Good luck, leave the cult and stay rich!