Scientology has hilarious problems at work – Jeez!

TheProblemsOfWork

Are you having problems at work but try to sell a book called “The Problems of work”?
Are you the only one having the correct technology?
Damn it! What if it does not work?

You just closed the door on any possibility of incorrect technology!

The following emails were found on a web page by Wilfried Handl. I did my best to translate it.

Wilfried is well-known in the German-speaking area. He is actively fighting against Scientology and has taken part in some TV documentations. His best friend is Jürg Stettler (OSA) … not really, just joking. The two are like day and night. In Scientologese Wilfried is one of the “small band of unemployed fanatics who live on the fringe of the Internet”.

Scientology Österreich – Mailverkehr mit Detektiv

HCO POLICY LETTER OF 7 FEBRUARY 1965

KSW 1 (Keep Scientology working)

One: Having the correct technology.
Two: Knowing the technology.
Three: Knowing it is correct.
Four: Teaching correctly the correct technology.
Five: Applying the technology.
Six: Seeing that the technology is correctly applied.
Seven: Hammering out of existence incorrect technology.
Eight: Knocking out incorrect applications.
Nine: Closing the door on any possibility of incorrect technology.
Ten: Closing the door on incorrect application.

Get ready for some LULZ !

abbreviations

ssss Scientology cult staff member name
dddd detective name

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Wednesday, 17. September 2008 10:42
From dddd
To ssss
Subject Re: Invoice?

Dear Mrs. ssss [Scientology Staff]

Years ago I forgot an invoice.This time I prefer not to. Addressee?

Thank you for the information!

Sincerely,

dddd

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Wednesday, 17. September 2008 11:50
From ssss
To dddd
Subject Re: Invoice?

Hiya,

No problem, I will get the address for you.

Kind regards ssss

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Monday, 12. January 2009 18:58
From dddd
To ssss
Subject Re: Invoice?

….. I am trying to not be a pain in the neck, but may I still hope for an answer?

dddd

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Tuesday, 13. January 2009 13:20
From ssss
To dddd
Subject Re: Invoice?

Sorry Mr. dddd!

First of all I wish you all the best for 2009!

Once again I will remind someone and find out where to send your invoice to.

What is the exact gross amount?

Kind regards ssss

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Thursday, 15. January 2009 06:23
From dddd
To ssss
Subject Re: Invoice?

Good morning, the gross amount is 720.

dddd

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Thursday, 15. January 2009 17:42
From ssss
To dddd
Subject Re: Invoice?

Ok, thanks, I let you know as soon as I have the answer from above.

Kind regards ssss

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Thursday, 26. February 2009 12:09
From dddd
To ssss
Subject Re: Invoice?

Dear Mrs. ssss

….please, I am running out of money. We finished our work on time and I was keeping to my side of the bargain.

I really hope you don’t have the order to play for time. Thank you for your efforts in advance.

With kind regards
dddd

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Thursday, 26. February 2009 12:25
From ssss
To dddd
Subject Re: Invoice?

Hello Mr dddd!

I am really sorry!! The lady in charge was abroad. When I asked her the money was approved. She was only trying to find out who to invoice, so that both the cash flow and the administration are correct. It is not our style to play for time!!

You have done a good job and I respect you. I want to keep on working with you.

Once again, sorry for the delay – I will follow-up and let you know right away!

Kind regards ssss

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Friday, 24. April 2009 18:31
From ssss
To dddd
Subject Re: Invoice?

Hello Mr. dddd!

I wanted to let you know that we getting closer to a solution…and that I can tell you soon, where to send your invoice to, respectively that the money is available.

Once again sorry for the long period!!

Kind regards ssss

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Monday, 10. January 2011 07:27
From dddd
To ssss
Subject Re: Invoice?

Good morning!

…?

With kind regards
dddd

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Monday, 10. January 2011 23:23
From ssss
To dddd
Subject Re: Invoice?

Holy Moses!;) [Holy cow!]

Sorry!!!!!!-that is still unsolved!!!

Thank you for your reminder. Question, back then did I get an invoice or total amount from you?

Nevertheless all the best for year [sic!] 2001 ;))) – and we solve the issue now!

Kind regards ssss

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Monday, 10. January 2011 07:27
From dddd
To ssss

Wonderful good morning!

Until now there has been no invoice, because I had no addressee and you wanted to forward me the missing information.

The invoice amounts to a total net of 600, we worked for you years ago, I think it was 2008.

Kind regards dddd

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